Well, here it is in all it's shiny white magnificence. The newest
computer in the house is the new dishwasher.

Apparently the workers upset one of my spidery houseguests who have
lived with me for years. I like to think my home has been something of a
arachnid habitat for several generations of my eight legged freaks, I
mean friends.

The old machine was indeed old and probably was growing some new amoeba
organisms yet unknown to man somewhere in it's depths. Now all the
appliances are the same color instead of brick red with grime
highlights. Faaaaaaaaancy!

Now before all I had to do was turn a knob to start the jet engine
(dishwasher) Now I have a myriad of buttons to chose from. One
mysterious button says " Sensing" I think it's somehow supposed to sense
what we had for dinner and how much of it is left on the plate. A kind
of rate how good your cooking is machine I guess...
There's a light wash, medium wash, heavy pot and pan wash, There's
even a Sanitize setting, I wonder if that's for cleaning up small
children?

Anyhow we were told to run it through a couple of cycles before
actually using it. So later I walked by it and little lights lit up and
the little screen said it was "sensing" then it said on that little
screen the word "Ho"
"my dishwasher just called me a Ho!" I exclaimed. "It must have sensed
something " says the BF

God only knows what my mircowave oven thinks of me!