The Wonders of Phrenology.
I got this old book the other day and it's all about how back in Victorian times people believed you could tell all about a persons character by the shape of thier head and the features of thier face. Hmmmmmm...so that's what that lump on my head means!
Maybe this is something the health insurance companies could use. I hear on the news that if you are uninsured some compaies will go so far as to investigate your morals as well as life style choices. With this they could say, "Nope you definetly look uninsurable, you look like crap but that's just becuase of the AIDS but according to our moral evaluation and phrenology studies those nasty bags under your eyes make you uninsurable."

So now I'm wondering ..Hmmm moral evaluation...