Holy crap it's another Monday, just can't escape these damn Mondays.
The other night the BF and I were watching Americas funniest Home videos. They were showing the usual stuff, and there was a sement on weddings. The usual bride goofing up her lnies and several clips of the grroms turning green and passing out. I made the comment that alot of grooms must really party hard the night before or something because so many of them seem to keel over at the pivitol moment. I figured they were severely hung over and dyhydrated and all freaked out to boot.
Then the BF, a man of few words says, Oh no it's not that, you sort of get your legs locked up and you get all swaety and you life flashes before your eyes, I know becuase thats what happened to me! ( we are both divorced)
I said, you mean like your life flashes before your eyes like they they say it does when you die?? He says yeah...wow, someone other than me who equates marriage with death...two peas in a pod ...