British
Shoppers Anthem
Our Marks
Which art with Spencers
Hallowed be thy food hall
Thy Gucci watch
Thy Kookai bag
In HermesAs it is in Harrods
Give us each day our Visa Gold
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Next Card
And lead us not into Dorothy Perkins
And deliver us from Topshop
For thine is the Naff Naff,
The Cartier and the Versace
For Gaultier and EternityAMEX