Funnies and an appropriate Poem.

Hello children, I hope everyone had a nice easter. I spent it with the Bf's family at a very nice Brunch. Bf's Mom gave me another chicken ( stuffed that is) to add to my flock and we had a fun time playing with BF's neice Emma. She's turning out to be a smart little lady, at 1 1/2 she already know that Jello eggs are good for your fingernails, the difference between blue and brown shoes and that there are tasty treats inside plastic eggs.

The Prayse of The Needle
To all dispersed sorts of Arts and trades,
I write the Needles praise ( that never fades)
So long as children shall be got or borne,
So long as garnebt shall be made, or worne,
So long as Hemp or Flax,or Sheep shal bear,
Their linnen woollen fleeces yeare by yeare,
So long as Silk-Worms, with exhausted spoyle
Of their owne Entrails, for mans gaine shal toyle,
Yea, till the world be quite dissolu'd and past,
So long at least,the Needles use shal last.

John Taylor 1580-1653
Poem courtesy Needle Arts Bookshop



And now for something completrly different


Facts to Ponder.
Pondering
A) The number of physicians in the U.S is 7000,000.
B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human services

Now ponder this; Guns,
A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 ( yes, thats 80 million)
B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
Statistics courtesy ther FBI

So, statisically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners,
Remember, Guns don't kill people.... doctors do.
Fact: Not everyone has a gun but almost everyone has a doctor!


Another Funny,

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter paradise, God appeared and said, 'I want the men to make two lines, one for the men who were true heads of thier household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by thier women. I want all the women to report to St Peter.

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by thier wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truely were heads of thier household, there was only one man.

God said" You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man. "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, " I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

Funnies courtesy The Backwoods Home magazine


My parrot is smarter than my president