Damn paparazzi! Can't a cat get any privacy around here? Go ahead take my picture! I dare ya!
I'll give you a lickin' you won't forget. Ok it's corney shit I know but cute photos huh? Poor Lily can't get a moments peace around here when Mom gets the camera out.

Here are the girls enjoying a little sunshine after the crazy snow we had. They like to lounge on the hay bale and catch some rays. If you happen to have chickens and need some entertainment all you need to do is feed them some spaghetti. When I make Spaghetti I make enough for me, parrots and the girls. They think they've hit the worm jackpot.

Can't really think of anything really smart ass to say about this except to watch out for that yellow snow, it does in fact exist.

You know I've been in Customer service for years. It can be a rewarding field to be in. It can also be an amazing window into the lives of other people and just how bonkers they really are. It's kind of like that smug satisfaction you get from watching the Jerry Springer show. I suppose it's human nature to want what we want when we want it, right fuckin'now. People will go to rather interesting lengths to get what they want. Interesting isn't it that they feel they need to do this?
I try hard to see the glass as half full, or if it's got a nice chianti in it then it needs a refill. (right fuckin' now). We just love to not accept responsibility for ourselves, why should we? there are so many others out there we can blame! It's not my fault ... it's becuase of "them" or "they" and "those people"
It's so much easier to concoct a big fat ol' lie than say oops, I made a mistake.
Is it my fault your an idiot? Why yes, of course it is ( incert grin here)
Oh...did I force you to do that? I am so sorry, my fault entirely..of course, ooh and by the way, world war 2? Yep, that was me too!

Oh and look a that damn glass, only half full, whose fault is it there's not more wine in it? Why, mine of course : )

So the question is, whose fault is the yellow snow????
In other birdly news Miss Hannah laid an egg, she gets nesty a couple times a year and pops one out occasionaly. She's not interested in sitting on it or anything. But you know it's not her fault she's a parrot : )

Ok enough of my bitching.. ( but it's oh so fun!)
Jovankaism No: 4
"Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it"