There once was a lady who knitted a hat, then she decided to knit a matching scarf.

So she knit and knit and knit until she had a scarf that was 12 feet long..

Cats thought this was very interesting

Well, what the hell else are you going to do with a 12 foot long scarf?!?

Does this scarf make me look fat?

How people wear a 12 foot long scarf, and yes it makes me look fat (just about everything

does)

And then we have the lumpy mitten